BFF's With Janet Napolitano!!

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Oh my goodness...
Oh my goodness...
I am now BFF's with
Janet Napolitano! 
Don't know who that is?
WELL...
let me tell you...
my new best buddy....
is none other than....
the ...
United ...
States ...
Secretary ...
of ...
Homeland ...Security...








How about them apples?!

Just HOW did this come about?? 
She must follow my blog and is a big fan because Janet sent me an e-mail.
She loves me so much, she is worried that I haven't claimed my money from the Nigerian government. (I copied her e-mail below)
We a talking about fifteen million five hundred thousand dollars so I can understand her concern. 

See how much she loves me? 
I might use some of my money to buy her a bouquet of flowers.

I am a teeny tiny bit worried though, I think Janet needs to go back to Sandia High School in Albuquerque, NM and ask to take her English classes over or give her diploma back.  If she managed to graduate and not learn basic spelling and grammar there is something seriously wrong with the school system.

I only make this comment because I gotta look out for my girl Janet.


We'll be hanging out on a regular basis I am sure. 
Come join is and I'll introduce you.

Love,
Buddy

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U.S..........Department of Homeland Security
Washington, D.C. 20528,USA
From The Desk Of BG F. David Sheppard
Director Management Program Specialist Department of Homeland Security

Dear Citizen, We have been given your file directly from the NIGERIAN GOVERNMENT as they cliamed that it has been approved for a long time but the huge rate of coruption in there
system there bankers and government officials claim to get you your funds and go
behind trying to keep it all for themself. We ordered them to send a Notice to you to contact us at our Transfer Department , Oregon USA to enable us Re confirm some detials and Document before we have the Nigerian Ministry of Finance issue out your payment in any form of your choice. Furthermore i advice you confirm to me if you sent Mr. Frank T.Kehoe of U.S.A
California, with an application to receive your payment on your behalf, Please as a
matter of urgency, you are required to verify the following information and inform
us if you are aware or know anything about this. This morning Mr. Frank Kehoe called our office claiming that you have instructed him to come and receive the payment on your behalf as your representatives. Below is the information submitted on the phone by Frank T. Kehoe I have ask him to call back tomorrow as he did not provide any power of an attorney from you which will
proof that you thoroughly send him, I did that to have the time to contact you and verify how genuine this man is to you. 1. Did you instruct one Mr. Frank T. Kehoe of 14 Rice Terrace Apt.306 Branford, Connecticut 06405 whose information's is below, to claim and receive the payment on
your behalf? 2. Did you sign any 'Deed of Assignment' in his favor thereby making him the current beneficiary with the following account details: Account Name: Mr. Frank T. Kehoe Group Ltd, A/C #USD 586017794661, Bank Name: Bank Of America Routing Code: 026009593. Finally, you are hereby advised to inform us with immediate effect,if you are the person that instructed Mr. Frank T. Kehoe to come for the claim of your fund worth of USD15,500.000.00.
We await your respond or call immemediately :
 Yours sincerely, Mrs Janet Napolitano fundinvestigationunit1@w.cn
U.S Department of Homeland Security
From the The office U.S Department of homeland security Departmentofhomelandsecurity@barid.com